Hola! (Actually, scratch that, I don't like spanish.)
Hi!
This is my first post in a very large number of days. I find it rather despicable that no one has found the time to inquire into my disappearance. I could have been gone for a variety of reasons, but you didn't care. So, just to make you feel that much better, I'm going to tell you what did NOT happen to me while you were off not caring about what COULD have been happening to me.
1) I was committing suicide by {choose an option from a to -}
a) suffocating myself by wrapping my face in plastic wrap
b) cutting my wrists open and letting them bleed all over the flipping place until I died slowly
c) hanging myself from a ceiling fan
d) eating rabid rats that have been living in sewage pipes for over a year
e) walking around shooting people so I could be fairly sentenced for death
f) climbing the Eiffel tower so I could jump off, and because of the shape hit my body along several rungs, splattering blood among the parisians and tourists
And I will get back to this, but i have no more time. shame. :)
